THIS IS AN ADVERT ON THE YOUTUBE MAIN PAGE
AND I COMPLETELY TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OMG
when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.
Eating while Mexican: *takes 1 napkin for regular use +5 extra napkins for runny nose cuando la enchilada esta de la chingada*
I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST
NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)
ZAYN HONESTLY HAS THE BEST SKIN HE EXFOLIATES WITH MICRO SWAROVSKI DIAMONDS AND MOISTURISES WITH 24 KARAT GOLD FLAKES AND PEARL POWDER