*Harry girls all blog about how Wax Harry isn’t even that pretty and tweet hate/death threats to Wax Harry. It’s obviously PR and Wax Harry is obviously seeking attention.*
*Niall girls all blog about how hot Wax Niall is and how proud they are that he’s getting some.*
i pride myself on being able to read nc-17 pornography with a completely straight face in the middle of a crowded room, but you give me one cute line and my face starts spasming, not even SMILING, but like a tiny man is standing inside my mouth punching my cheeks with his tiny man hands.
GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS
THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”
PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY
this is my most reblogged text post
hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and doing a double take at that
- Season 5 midseason: Yeah, Let's kill Ellen and Jo. Let's add angst
- Season 6 midseason: We'll fake killing Crowley, okay? Everyone loves Crowley.
- Season 7 midseason: I HAVE THIS IDEA let's kill the character everyone loves, y'know, Bobby? Yeah, let's kill Bobby
- Season 8 midseason: The fans have grown attached to this cute angel, right? Let's kill him too.
- Season 9 midseason: Everyone loves this little prophet boy right? Well, it wouldn't be a first
does zayn realize how easy it is to distract us from any and every thing else like all he has to do is post a selfie with his lizard or smile or just let us into his life for a moment and we all forget about everything else and fall right back into the zayn malik trap